who said there are no stupid questions?

today on my blog: the silly people who are allowed to use computers, and the people who get to answer their stupid questions ;-)

yesterday's gem: "Quick question: how big is our new server?"
yesterday's gem of an answer: "2.4" (thanks wheels!)

today's gem: "we want to hook up a firewire to one of the file server machines through the usb port to load more data onto the array and are wondering what the procedure is to mount it and get it to be seen properly"
today's gem of an answer: "first, plug it into the FIREWIRE port ..."

*sigh*